Capricorn Horoscope for the Week of August 3, 2025

Overview: You’ll be tested. Not by life – by your Wi-Fi and patience.

Love: Someone from your past may reappear. Block wisely.

Work: Productivity spikes then crashes, like a caffeinated squirrel.

Mental Health: Mentally: jazz hands. Emotionally: soggy toast.

Suggested Action: Confront your fears. Or just mute them.

What to Avoid: Replying To Your Ex At 3:17 A.M.

Mantra:No response *is* a response.’