Newly Single Dad Wants to See Where It Goes, Overshare About His Ex
He’s emotionally available — for anyone willing to hear a 14-part saga about why his divorce wasn’t his fault. Bonus points if you’re good with kids and can listen without blinking.
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Must Align With My Unwavering Beliefs Sourced Exclusively From YouTube
He doesn’t need to be perfect — he just needs to believe what I believe, in the exact order I learned it from five unrelated men in trucker hats speaking into lapel mics.
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My Bio Says ‘No Drama,’ My Communication Says ‘Escape Room’
She claims to be low-maintenance. Meanwhile, her texts require three close reads, a mood decoder, and a minor in interpretive linguistics.
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BREAKING: Man Brags About Minimal Effort While Expecting Maximum Praise
In today’s low-bar Olympics, one local man proudly reports doing the bare minimum — and awaits confetti. Women remain unimpressed.
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Modern Romance Thrives as Couples Avoid Meeting in Person Indefinitely
They text, they DM, they send playlists, but they’ve never met. Experts say a growing number of “relationships” now exist entirely in the pre-date abyss, where hope and fear hold hands and never leave the house.
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Casual Dater’s Secret Checklist Leaves Men Ghosted, Graded, and Confused
He thought they were vibing. She thought he failed the third unspoken compatibility test. In modern dating, the rubric is real, you just don’t get to see it.
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Local Woman’s “Just Here for Fun” Filtered Through 27-Point Background Check
She says she’s not looking for anything serious, unless you fail her silent screening process for a future husband. Men are calling it “casual with conditions.”
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Woman’s Profile Powered by Quotes Raises Alarms for Thought Drought
She’s manifesting love, but only using fonts from 2014. Experts warn the rise in recycled quote bios may signal an originality crisis among romantics.
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Modern Dating Standards Collide With Reality of a 480 Credit Score
She demands height, income, and adventure, while offering unpaid bills, vague “vibes,” and a credit history lenders describe as “aspirational fiction.”
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Modern Dating Standards: Six Feet, Six Figures, Zero Personality
Women raise the bar again, insisting on men tall enough to change lightbulbs and rich enough to outsource basic personality traits.
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Life Coach Builds Fortune Teaching ‘Self-Integrity’ Through Infidelity
A self-growth collective claims infidelity, deception, and nudity retreats are just self-integrity. Thousands are paying to find themselves, by losing all empathy.
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Gender Roles Reversed Again, Then Inside Out Over Brunch
According to a new study no one asked for, financial independence turns men into patriarchs and women into flight risks. Love is dead, but brunch is eternal.
