Local Dad Outraged by Gas Prices, Still Buys Boat He Won’t Use
He swears the country’s going to hell over $4.09 a gallon, but just put $28,000 on a depreciating fiberglass dream named “Liquid Asset.”
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AI Just Took Your Entry-Level Job, But Don’t Worry, The CEO Got a Bonus for It
Companies claim AI makes them more efficient. Translation: no new hires, record profits, and a CEO so rich he now identifies as a data set.
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Experts Say Money Can’t Buy Happiness, But $900M Down Payment Doesn’t Hurt
Two unknown Powerball winners split $1.8B, while experts insist money can’t buy happiness—yet the nation imagines every way it absolutely could.
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How We Got Here, The Mocking Post Idea
We didn’t launch a satire site—we started a cultural counterpunch with erasable maker and lowercase sarcasm. Behind every memo and cursed horoscope is a real dream: to make smart mockery go mainstream. You ready?
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Welcome to Behind The Mock!
Welcome to the first issue of Behind The Mock (BTM), TMP’s blog! It’s a place for Mockitors to welcome, announce, vent, or simply step out of character and speak directly to our readers about what’s happening in TMP, such as new features, changes, and the weirdness and fun of building something like The Mocking Post.
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Labor Statistics Dismissed for Failing to Trump’s Ego
The White House announced the termination after internal reports showed job numbers that “lacked proper enthusiasm for the President’s personal greatness.”
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I Won the Lottery: 6 Things I did wrong
From announcing it on Facebook to Venmoing my ex, here’s a comprehensive guide to ruining sudden wealth in 72 hours.
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New Tariffs Help Americans Pay More, Feel Patriotic Doing It
Supporters say higher tariffs punish China — economists say they mostly punish checkout lines in Ohio. Either way, someone’s winning. It’s not you.
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Ghosted by a Recruiter? That’s Just Free Character Development
When recruiters vanish mid-process, it’s not unprofessional—it’s a growth opportunity. Real winners treat rejection like a networking event they weren’t invited to.
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Man Quietly Wins Lottery And Suddenly Becomes “Soulmate” of 43 Women
He told no one, but somehow every ex, classmate, and distant cousin sensed he’d become spiritually attractive overnight.
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Culture | DeMockracy | Tech | UnAsked | US
Hunter Biden’s Laptop: “I Just Wanted to Be a Printer.”
In an exclusive sit-down, Patty Patricide interviews the most litigated, subpoenaed, and emotionally neglected piece of tech in American history. Yes — the laptop.
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Red States Begin Banning Electric Cars for Being “Too Woke”
The movement, unofficially dubbed “Operation Roll Coal 2.0”, started in Mississippi, where State Senator Carl Duntley (R–Hattiesburg) introduced a bill declaring that “electric vehicles represent not only an attack on traditional American energy, but also a threat to masculine identity, family values, and the sacred act of internal combustion.”
