Capricorn Horoscope for the Week of August 31, 2025

Overview: You’re glowing but it’s probably radioactive.

Love: Your heart wants peace. Your DMs want drama.

Work: Productivity spikes then crashes, like a caffeinated squirrel.

Mental Health: Clarity comes. Then immediately leaves.

Suggested Action: Start journaling but only with memes.

What to Avoid: Horoscopes That Take Themselves Seriously

Mantra:Delay is divine timing… probably.’