Taurus Horoscope for the Month of June 2025

Opening Vision

A goat screams at the moon and your destiny changes course. Welcome to a month of dramatic energy and mild chaos..

Love may feel distant, like your gym membership. Still, swipe with hope.

Your big idea arrives. Sadly, during a Zoom glitch.

Health tip: scream into a smoothie. Then drink it.

Mars conjuncts your side hustle with bad intentions.

Jupiter expands your laundry pile.

Week 1: Someone will overshare. It might be you.

Week 2: The stars demand receipts.

Week 3: Your eye-roll has power. Use it.

Week 4: Power moves disguised as naps.

I bend, I don’t break. Unless it’s brunch plans.

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Mourned by scripture, survived by culture wars, the Conservative Christian Conscience passed quietly after years of rationalizing the irrational.

After demands to perform at a Trump rally as reparations for media distraction, the band responds with a polite decline...

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