Capricorn Horoscope for the Month of July 2025

Opening Vision

Cosmic glitter explodes in your chart like a unicorn tantrum. Proceed with flair..

Someone cute will misinterpret your sarcasm as flirting. That’s on them.

Work might feel meaningless. Good news: it always has.

Try stretching. Or just dramatically sighing.

Venus retrogrades in your group chat.

Week 1: Someone will overshare. It might be you.

Week 2: You manifest chaos beautifully.

Week 3: Your playlist knows too much.

Week 4: Chill vibes lie. Don’t trust them.

I radiate weird, and it works.

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