Aquarius Horoscope for the Month of December 2025

Opening Vision

A goat screams at the moon and your destiny changes course. Welcome to a month of dramatic energy and mild chaos..

Your heart is in the right place. Shame your texts aren’t.

Your big idea arrives. Sadly, during a Zoom glitch.

Your body sends messages. Mostly in the form of cramps.

Jupiter expands your laundry pile.

Week 1: Your eye-roll has power. Use it.

Week 2: Power moves disguised as naps.

Week 3: Chill vibes lie. Don’t trust them.

Week 4: Flirting leads to existential dread.

I am chaos in couture.

She says she’s not looking for anything serious, unless you fail her silent screening process for a future husband. Men...

Between the matching outfits, rehearsed chants, and ritualized violence disguised as bonding, he’s starting to question whether this is a...

I feel things. I just prefer to release them in eight episodes, one week at a time, with a two-year...

No destination. No playlist. Just road noise, bottled water, and the faint hope that movement still counts as progress.