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Woman’s Profile Powered by Quotes Raises Alarms for Thought Drought
She’s manifesting love, but only using fonts from 2014. Experts warn the rise in recycled quote bios may signal…
Local Dad Outraged by Gas Prices, Still Buys Boat He Won’t Use
He swears the country’s going to hell over $4.09 a gallon, but just put $28,000 on a depreciating fiberglass dream…
Woman Diagnosed with ‘Just Hormones’ for 17th Time This Year
She reported pain, insomnia, and emotional shifts. Her doctor responded with a shrug, a pamphlet, and a gentle suggestion to…
Hollywood Signs First Fully AI-Generated Actor to Multi-Film Deal
The synthetic star, known as Eliah™, is reportedly “charismatic, punctual, and immune to scandals.” SAG-AFTRA remains unsure whether to strike,…
Man Balances Work and Life by Scheduling Both And Collapses
His calendar reflects perfect harmony. His soul reflects six browser tabs of unresolved dread and a sore jaw from clenching…
Man’s Faith Grows Stronger with Every Comment Section He Avoids
Once a frequent arguer online, he now says the surest sign of spiritual growth is resisting the urge to reply…
What We Think Our Readers Look Like (Please Don’t Correct Us)
We made a list of the archetypes who read The Mocking Post. If you’re here, you’re probably a little too…
Woman Chooses Salad Bar Over Liposuction, Demands Results by Tuesday
Tired of quick fixes that take too long, a local woman is furious that her lettuce hasn’t melted 30 pounds…
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