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Where whispers become headlines. HERsay delivers sharp takes on womanhood, cultural contradictions, and the things we’re not supposed to say out loud.

I’m Not Ghosting You. I’m Dissociating With Style.
Culture | HERsay | MANalogue | Mental | Relationship

I’m Not Ghosting You. I’m Dissociating With Style.

July 16, 2025July 31, 2025

Yes, I saw your text. I even rehearsed a reply in three emotional dialects. Then I floated into the ceiling like an emotionally unavailable Roomba.

Dr. Doctrine
HERsay | Opinion

BREAKING: Woman Called Brave for Having Opinion

July 14, 2025July 31, 2025

Apparently, expressing a thought now qualifies as heroism — as long as you smile afterward and include a disclaimer in parentheses.

Relaxed woman using smartphone and laptop for online shopping at home.
Culture | Finance | HERsay | Relationship

Woman Opens New Credit Card to Prove She’s Emotionally Ready for Europe

July 14, 2025July 31, 2025

She’s not impulsive. She’s preparing. Financial experts are unclear if €14 rosé in Lisbon counts as personal growth, but she’s already packed.

Artistic black and white portrait of a man in Atlanta casting shadows.
Dating | HERsay

He’s Not Emotionally Unavailable, He’s Just Spiritually Inactive

July 14, 2025July 31, 2025

He meditates twice a week and owns a candle. But when it comes to real intimacy, he vanishes like incense in a breeze. Maybe he’s not toxic — just unplugged.

Confident woman in pink suit smiling with coffee cup indoors against white wall.
Dating | HERsay

I’m Not Intimidating, You’re Just Not Comfortable Around Women Who Know Themselves

July 14, 2025July 31, 2025

He said I was “a lot.” I said thanks. He meant it as a warning. I took it as confirmation.

A woman in a black tank top writing with a laptop at a home desk during the day.
Dating | HERsay

Newly Single Dad Just Wants to See Where It Goes (And Overshare About His Ex Immediately)

July 14, 2025July 31, 2025

He’s emotionally available — for anyone willing to hear a 14-part saga about why his divorce wasn’t his fault. Bonus points if you’re good with kids and can listen without blinking.

Woman enjoying a cozy moment with a laptop and coffee in a modern interior setting.
Dating | HERsay

Don’t Be Boring: My Ideal Date Involves Sedating Large Predators or Mountain Summits

July 14, 2025July 31, 2025

You like coffee? Cute. I like high-stakes survival. If we’re not rappelling by noon or tranquilizing something with fangs, we’re just coworkers with better lighting.

A cheerful woman works on her laptop at home, enjoying a relaxed lifestyle.
Dating | HERsay

Seeking Partner: Must Align With My Unwavering Beliefs Sourced Exclusively From YouTube Clips

July 14, 2025July 31, 2025

He doesn’t need to be perfect — he just needs to believe what I believe, in the exact order I learned it from five unrelated men in trucker hats speaking into lapel mics.

A couple sharing a romantic moment on a city street at night.
Dating | HERsay | MANalogue

Financial Freedom Hits Men Like a Mortgage, Women Like a Flight Deal

July 14, 2025July 31, 2025

When men get money, they settle down. When women get money, they level up. It’s not toxic — it’s trending.

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