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High school drama, reimagined. Satire for the socially exhausted, academically confused, and emotionally over it — straight from the teenage trenches.

Dr. Sabrina Doctrine
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I Got Labeled a “Boomer Gen Z” for Using Punctuation in Texts.

A high school junior finds herself ostracized for… grammar. Dr. Doctrine explains the cost of linguistic clarity in the era of ‘vibe communication,’ and Gen-Z mockitor Keanu responds with an all-caps mood swing.

Teen girl sits by a window, lost in thought, wearing a red sweater.
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Promposal Ends in Confusion as Both Students Were Planning to Say No

July 16, 2025July 31, 2025

What started as a romantic gesture ended with two students politely rejecting each other at the same time, sparking the quietest double breakup in school history.

A cheerful teenage girl standing with a backpack ready for school in casual attire.
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Freshman Accidentally Sets Curve After Thinking Test Was ‘Just Practice’

July 16, 2025July 31, 2025

Chaos erupted in Honors Bio after a freshman mistook the midterm for “warm-up questions” and accidentally wrecked the grading curve for everyone else.

A diverse group of college students engaging in a lively study session indoors.
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Girl Gets 3 Days Detention for AirDropping Inspirational Quote

July 16, 2025July 31, 2025

A sophomore’s digital pep talk spiraled into a disciplinary crackdown after students began feeling mildly better about themselves.

Detailed close-up of a gun barrel resting on a marble surface, highlighting the metal texture.
DeMockracy | News | The Mock Locker

Florida Teens Carrying Handguns Soaring — And No, This Isn’t a Drill

June 21, 2025July 31, 2025

Gun hormones are trending—and not in a good way. Florida teen handgun carrying jumped from 3.7% to 6% in 20 years, with middle schoolers and girls leading the charge. Here’s where the worries start—and how we could actually help.

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