Am I Protecting You or Just Looking for a Reason to Feel Useful?
She opened a jar by herself, and now I’m spiraling. Should I just… join a militia?
Man Says He Lifts for His Mental Health, Clearly Also Lifting for Revenge
Jason says the gym is his therapy. And to be fair, he’s there six days a week, rain or shine,…
Spot the Date: Woman’s Profile Photo Lineup Triggers Dating App Eye Strain Crisis
In an age of infinite scroll, some women have embraced the chaotic art of hiding in plain sight. Dating men are now asking: am I falling for her… or her best friend?
Casual Dater’s Secret Checklist Leaves Men Ghosted, Graded, and Confused
He thought they were vibing. She thought he failed the third unspoken compatibility test. In modern dating, the rubric is real — you just don’t get to see it.
Local Woman’s Profile Powered Entirely by Pinterest Quotes Raises Alarms for Thought Drought
She’s manifesting love — but only using fonts from 2014. Experts warn the rise in recycled quote bios may signal an originality crisis among romantics.
Financial Freedom Hits Men Like a Mortgage, Women Like a Flight Deal
When men get money, they settle down. When women get money, they level up. It’s not toxic — it’s trending.