The Death of Modesty: Last Seen in a Beige Sweater
Modesty passed quietly, outdressed and outposted by louder personalities who listed humility as a brand strategy.
Mockituaries are satirical obituaries — fake death notices for things that deserve to be publicly retired, canceled, or mocked as outdated, overhyped, or culturally expired.
Modesty passed quietly, outdressed and outposted by louder personalities who listed humility as a brand strategy.
Once a thriving part of public discourse, Nuanced Thought has quietly passed away after years of being misunderstood, misquoted, and memed into oblivion.
Mourned by scripture, survived by culture wars, the Conservative Christian Conscience passed quietly after years of rationalizing the irrational.
After a long, quiet battle with social media, Common Sense has passed away. It is survived by its louder, less qualified cousins.