Woman Chooses Salad Bar Over Liposuction, Demands Results by Tuesday
Tired of quick fixes that take too long, a local woman is furious that her lettuce hasn’t melted 30 pounds of regret in under a week.
Tired of quick fixes that take too long, a local woman is furious that her lettuce hasn’t melted 30 pounds of regret in under a week.
Detox teas promise miracles, celebrity endorsements swear by them, and science says they just flush out money faster than toxins.
She just wanted to feel good. Now she fears fruit, distrusts carrots, and weeps at birthday parties.