The Guest List
They met in rooms with velvet walls,
Where money hummed and memory stalls.
A whisper here, a nod, a toast—
Each smile a secret held the most.
Asher Ivy – How Far We’ve Come Debut Album
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DeMockracy
Explore the world of Political Satire and its impact on culture and society. Uncover how humor influences politics and public opinion.
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DeMockracy | US
Harris Declines California Race, Brags “I Told You So” on Trump
By passing on 2026 gubernatorial bidding, Harris confirms she’s staying national—claiming vindication for calling Trump-era collapse early.
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We Don’t Need More Outrage, We Need Smarter Listening
Being intelligent is not the same as being knowledgeable. Many intelligent people do dumb things. We don’t need more noise. We need more pauses.
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“You’re Welcome, America,”Trump Interviewed About Unreleased Epstein List
Trump calls for transparency, flirts with Kara, and accidentally invents a new legal doctrine: “Guilt is subjective if you squint.”
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DeMockracy | US
Pam Bondi to Release Epstein List, but Only to The Mocking Post
Former Florida AG announces exclusive Epstein list release to The Mocking Post, citing “consistent commitment to moral ambiguity and controlled chaos.”
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Culture | DeMockracy | Tech | UnAsked | US
Hunter Biden’s Laptop: “I Just Wanted to Be a Printer.”
In an exclusive sit-down, Patty Patricide interviews the most litigated, subpoenaed, and emotionally neglected piece of tech in American history. Yes — the laptop.
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DeMockracy | US
Kari Lake Sues Reality Again, Vows to Win This Time
Despite a string of courtroom losses and increasing detachment from documented events, the Arizona firebrand remains confident she’ll prevail against truth itself, eventually.
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Man’s Political Opinions Now 94% Cuss Words, 6% Fox News Adjectives
He says he’s not mad — just ‘fuckin’ awake.’ No one’s slept since.
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DeMockracy | US
US Presidential Candidate Vows to Appoint ‘Truth Czar’ for All Online Discourse
A leading candidate has promised to establish a federal office dedicated to verifying every tweet and post, raising concerns about the nation’s new official “like” and “dislike” button for reality.
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Red States Begin Banning Electric Cars for Being “Too Woke”
The movement, unofficially dubbed “Operation Roll Coal 2.0”, started in Mississippi, where State Senator Carl Duntley (R–Hattiesburg) introduced a bill declaring that “electric vehicles represent not only an attack on traditional American energy, but also a threat to masculine identity, family values, and the sacred act of internal combustion.”
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Ear-raser: Secret Service Confirms Trump Has Erasable Ear Damage
Experts now referring to the incident as an “Ear-aser” — the wound is gone, like a dry erase board wiped clean with national delusion.
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DeMockracy | US
Local Mayor Announces He’s Not Running Again, Residents Surprised He Was Mayor
After three terms, Mayor Dan Whitmore confirmed he won’t seek reelection. Voters thanked him for his service, then quickly Googled who he was.
