Americans report more excitement for imagined cage matches than policy talk, confirming debates function less as discourse and more as televised endurance tests.
After conservative commentator Clay Travis made his teens read Kamala Harris’s 107 Days book as punishment, they began asking thoughtful, well-reasoned political questions. A household crisis ensued.
By passing on 2026 gubernatorial bidding, Harris confirms she’s staying national—claiming vindication for calling Trump-era collapse early.
Former Florida AG announces exclusive Epstein list release to The Mocking Post, citing “consistent commitment to moral ambiguity and controlled chaos.”
In an exclusive sit-down, Patty Patricide interviews the most litigated, subpoenaed, and emotionally neglected piece of tech in American history. Yes — the laptop.
Despite a string of courtroom losses and increasing detachment from documented events, the Arizona firebrand remains confident she’ll prevail against truth itself, eventually.
A leading candidate has promised to establish a federal office dedicated to verifying every tweet and post, raising concerns about the nation’s new official “like” and “dislike” button for reality.
After three terms, Mayor Dan Whitmore confirmed he won’t seek reelection. Voters thanked him for his service, then quickly Googled who he was.
A rare moment of bipartisan alignment on basic infrastructure funding left lawmakers so confused they assumed corruption and called for an ethics review.
The president announced that future citizenship will depend on “location, bloodline, and whether the infant respects real estate branding.”
At a recent rally, the former president clarified that while he may not be president “on paper,” he remains president “in essence, in energy, and maybe even in several parallel timelines.”