Culture | Dating | Mockademia
Student Unsure if the Night Was a Hookup or Sociology Experiment
They watched a show, talked about trauma, didn’t kiss, and now she’s unsure whether to text him or cite him in a paper on intimacy theory.
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Woman Proudly Says She’s on a Budget and Still Orders Drinks Like a Wizard
She brought coupons to lunch and wore a thrifted blazer. But at the bar, she summoned a $19 potion that involved fire, mint, and audible clapping.
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He’s Not Emotionally Unavailable, He’s Just Spiritually Inactive
He meditates twice a week and owns a candle. But when it comes to real intimacy, he vanishes like incense in a breeze. Maybe he’s not toxic, just unplugged.
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I’m Not Intimidating, You’re Just Not Comfortable Around Women Who Know Themselves
He said I was “a lot.” I said thanks. He meant it as a warning. I took it as confirmation.
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Newly Single Dad Wants to See Where It Goes, Overshare About His Ex
He’s emotionally available — for anyone willing to hear a 14-part saga about why his divorce wasn’t his fault. Bonus points if you’re good with kids and can listen without blinking.
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My Ideal Date Involves Sedating Large Predators or Mountain Summits
You like coffee? Cute. I like high-stakes survival. If we’re not rappelling by noon or tranquilizing something with fangs, we’re just coworkers with better lighting.
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Must Align With My Unwavering Beliefs Sourced Exclusively From YouTube
He doesn’t need to be perfect — he just needs to believe what I believe, in the exact order I learned it from five unrelated men in trucker hats speaking into lapel mics.
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My Bio Says ‘No Drama,’ My Communication Says ‘Escape Room’
She claims to be low-maintenance. Meanwhile, her texts require three close reads, a mood decoder, and a minor in interpretive linguistics.
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Modern Romance Thrives as Couples Avoid Meeting in Person Indefinitely
They text, they DM, they send playlists, but they’ve never met. Experts say a growing number of “relationships” now exist entirely in the pre-date abyss, where hope and fear hold hands and never leave the house.
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BREAKING: Man Brags About Minimal Effort While Expecting Maximum Praise
In today’s low-bar Olympics, one local man proudly reports doing the bare minimum — and awaits confetti. Women remain unimpressed.
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Local Woman’s “Just Here for Fun” Filtered Through 27-Point Background Check
She says she’s not looking for anything serious, unless you fail her silent screening process for a future husband. Men are calling it “casual with conditions.”
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Casual Dater’s Secret Checklist Leaves Men Ghosted, Graded, and Confused
He thought they were vibing. She thought he failed the third unspoken compatibility test. In modern dating, the rubric is real, you just don’t get to see it.
