Local Woman’s “Just Here for Fun” Filtered Through 27-Point Background Check
She says she’s not looking for anything serious, unless you fail her silent screening process for a future husband. Men are calling it “casual with conditions.”
She says she’s not looking for anything serious, unless you fail her silent screening process for a future husband. Men are calling it “casual with conditions.”
She’s manifesting love, but only using fonts from 2014. Experts warn the rise in recycled quote bios may signal an originality crisis among romantics.
She demands height, income, and adventure, while offering unpaid bills, vague “vibes,” and a credit history lenders describe as “aspirational fiction.”
Women raise the bar again, insisting on men tall enough to change lightbulbs and rich enough to outsource basic personality traits.
A self-growth collective claims infidelity, deception, and nudity retreats are just self-integrity. Thousands are paying to find themselves, by losing all empathy.
According to a new study no one asked for, financial independence turns men into patriarchs and women into flight risks. Love is dead, but brunch is eternal.
In an age of infinite scroll, some women have embraced the chaotic art of hiding in plain sight. Dating men are now asking: am I falling for her… or her best friend?
When men get money, they settle down. When women get money, they level up. It’s not toxic, it’s trending.
After conservative commentator Clay Travis made his teens read Kamala Harris’s 107 Days book as punishment, they began asking thoughtful, well-reasoned political questions. A household crisis ensued.
Older generations recall childhoods filled with actual danger, and claim it gave them grit, trauma, and superior thermostat authority.
He told no one, but somehow every ex, classmate, and distant cousin sensed he’d become spiritually attractive overnight.
When toddlers start diagnosing attachment issues, is it growth or generational backlash? Dr. Doctrine offers a dose of parental clarity, while Lex Linkedman reframes the meltdown as a leadership moment.