Because sometimes shouting into the void just isn’t enough.
Whether you’re here to issue a correction, report something wrong on our site, or confess something weird and possibly unrelated to journalism — we’re listening. Sort of.
Frequently Asked Questions:
We don’t. Not because we’re better than you (we are, but that’s unrelated) — we are not open to submissions to preserve our editorial tone and avoid inbox-based trauma. Learn more: Unsolicited Submissions Policy
No. See above.
No. But also… kind of?
We’re not journalists. We’re observational satirists with deadlines and a suspicious amount of caffeine and high-energy drinks. If you’re still unsure whether an article is real, we’ve done our job.
We don’t choose the absurdity. It chooses us.
That said, if something deserves our attention and hasn’t been, our keen eyes and ears usually can pick it up.
If you’ve found a factual inaccuracy, a broken link, or a joke that aged like milk, send us a message with the subject line: “Nice Try.”
We do fix things — when we’re wrong. (We’re not. Usually.)
Send us feedback, spread the word, but nothing physical. We’ve already been burned by one glitter bomb and a deeply confusing edible arrangement. Come to think of it, it wasn’t edible…but we tried.
Yes — and you should. Especially if your brand has a sense of humor, a message that needs amplifying, or just wants to live next to headlines like “Apple’s New Terms of Surrender Accepted by Siri.”
Reach out to us. We’d be glad to work together.
Amazing. We’d love that — as long as your headline isn’t:
“Is The Mocking Post Even Real? Too Good To Be True.”
For press inquiries, interviews, or media kits, reach out to us through the contact form.
We’ll pretend to act humble, then send you five sarcastic quotes and an image of a confused editor holding a rubber chicken. Just kidding, our chickens are real.
You can quote us, credit us, and even roast us — but don’t republish entire articles without permission.
For syndication or licensing, contact us with a compelling reason and an even better subject line. Do you accept the challenge?
We do, or we will, or we probably should.
If we’re not selling “I Got Mocked by TMP” t-shirts yet, that’s on us.
Stay tuned.
Not directly — for now. But we read your replies on our articles, Threads, your laughing emojis, DMs, and your messages sent in all caps.
We hear you. Loudly. Sometimes too loudly.
We’re biased toward absurdity.
We mock power, not parties. If you’re mad because we wrote about your favorite politician, wait a week. We’ll probably mock someone you don’t like next.