Mock With Us
Join the Shadow Committee
We’re always on the lookout for sharp minds, sharp tongues, and mildly unhinged applicants who think satire deserves health insurance. Whether you’re a writer, editor, illustrator, or just really good at holding a coffee while fact-checking, there’s a fictional title waiting for you here. Apply today, regret nothing tomorrow.
Ok, not always hiring…at least not now.
Love the work-ish!
Professional Perks
- Unlimited brainstorming sessions, none of which end in decisions
- Free access to our Classified Satire Archives™
- Mentorship from senior editors who also hear voices (mostly their own headlines)
- Room to grow, room to spiral, and occasional room-temperature coffee
Compensation & Bonuses
- Competitive salaries (as in we compete over how to define “salary”)
- Performance bonuses paid in fake PAC donations
- Quarterly regret reviews instead of performance reviews
Health & Wellness
- Flexible schedules and inflexible ethics
- Emotional support memes
- 5 free panic attacks per quarter (unused ones roll over)
- Mandatory breaks for doomscrolling and existential dread
- Free Swing Dance lessons at noon
Time Off
- Unlimited PTO (Pending The Overlord’s approval)
- Paid Holidays, Observed Holidays, and Imaginary Federal Holidays like “Satire Appreciation Day”
- One personal day per year for screaming into the void
Other Perks
- Satire Slack Channel: 99% emoji, 1% productivity
- Occasional pizza, always late
- Free merch with disclaimers
- Exclusive company retreat to the comments section
- Free Counseling with Dr. Doctrine
I spent 6 years in middle management. Now I watch and write about how chaotic people are.
I’m honest and write like I don’t care about your inner child. Free Red Bull makes me write faster.
I retired and forgot how fun work can be and making friends. Wait, what’s my job again?
