Capricorn Horoscope for the Week of August 24, 2025

Overview: This week’s mood? Soft panic with a splash of flair.

Love: An emotional moment is coming. It involves leftovers and old texts.

Work: Act busy until Friday. It’s worked before.

Mental Health: Mentally: jazz hands. Emotionally: soggy toast.

Suggested Action: Start journaling but only with memes.

What to Avoid: Overthinking Your Snack Choices

Mantra:No response *is* a response.’