Libra Horoscope for the Month of November 2025

Opening Vision

A goat screams at the moon and your destiny changes course. Welcome to a month of dramatic energy and mild chaos..

Past entanglements may reappear. Burn the receipts, not bridges.

Work might feel meaningless. Good news: it always has.

Sleep is a myth, but you chase it like a cryptid.

Venus retrogrades in your group chat.

Mercury moonwalks through your ego.

Week 1: Flirting leads to existential dread.

Week 2: Secret enemies have group chats.

Week 3: Astrological whiplash incoming.

Week 4: Resting is not quitting (but also, hide).

I bend, I don’t break. Unless it’s brunch plans.

After a long, quiet battle with social media, Common Sense has passed away. It is survived by its louder, less...

He says he’s not mad — just ‘fuckin’ awake.’ No one’s slept since.

The justices issued a rare joint opinion confirming that most Americans think the Court is either a game show, a...

After months of tweaking headlines and taming rogue mockitors, The Mocking Post is officially—probably—live. Refresh if you dare.