Man Optimizes Sleep So Aggressively He Forgets to Enjoy Being Awake
He tracks his REM cycles, avoids blue light, and winds down with magnesium tea and war podcasts — but no longer remembers what dreams feel like.
Man Spends More on Supplements Than Rent, Still Won’t Get Bloodwork
He’s on six nootropics, four testosterone boosters, and one mushroom powder from a guy named Craig. But a $92 lab test? “Feels invasive.”