Workplace Vulnerability Feels Like a Trap So I Bring a Deck Instead
You want openness? Schedule it. I’m happy to share my feelings, but only if they align with Q3 goals and are formatted in bullet points.
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I’m Not Emotionally Unavailable, I’m Just Pacing Myself Like a Limited Series
I feel things. I just prefer to release them in eight episodes, one week at a time, with a two-year break between seasons.
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My Bio Says ‘No Drama,’ My Communication Says ‘Escape Room’
She claims to be low-maintenance. Meanwhile, her texts require three close reads, a mood decoder, and a minor in interpretive linguistics.
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Woman Diagnosed with ‘Just Hormones’ for 17th Time This Year
She reported pain, insomnia, and emotional shifts. Her doctor responded with a shrug, a pamphlet, and a gentle suggestion to “try yoga.”
