I’m Not Emotionally Unavailable — I’m Just Pacing Myself Like a Limited Series
I feel things. I just prefer to release them in eight episodes, one week at a time, with a two-year break between seasons.
My Bio Says ‘No Drama,’ My Communication Style Says ‘Escape Room With Vibes’
She claims to be low-maintenance. Meanwhile, her texts require three close reads, a mood decoder, and a minor in interpretive linguistics.
Woman Diagnosed with ‘Just Hormones’ for 17th Time This Year
She reported pain, insomnia, and emotional shifts. Her doctor responded with a shrug, a pamphlet, and a gentle suggestion to “try yoga.”