Yes, I saw your text. I even rehearsed a reply in three emotional dialects. Then I floated into the ceiling like an emotionally unavailable Roomba.
They text, they DM, they send playlists — but they’ve never met. Experts say a growing number of “relationships” now exist entirely in the pre-date abyss, where hope and fear hold hands and never leave the house.
He thought they were vibing. She thought he failed the third unspoken compatibility test. In modern dating, the rubric is real — you just don’t get to see it.