“You’re Welcome, America” — Trump Interviewed About Unreleased Epstein List
Trump calls for transparency, flirts with Kara, and accidentally invents a new legal doctrine: “Guilt is subjective if you squint.”
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Pam Bondi to Release Epstein List, but Only to The Mocking Post
Former Florida AG announces exclusive Epstein list release to The Mocking Post, citing “consistent commitment to moral ambiguity and controlled chaos.”