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Opinion

I’m Not Confused — I’m Rebranding Every 90 Days

July 22, 2025July 31, 2025

Some call it chaos. I call it agile self-concepting. If you’re not willing to pivot your identity, how serious are you about growth?

I’m Not Ghosting You. I’m Dissociating With Style.
Culture | HERsay | MANalogue | Mental | Relationship

I’m Not Ghosting You. I’m Dissociating With Style.

July 16, 2025July 31, 2025

Yes, I saw your text. I even rehearsed a reply in three emotional dialects. Then I floated into the ceiling like an emotionally unavailable Roomba.

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Media | Mockademia

ASU Effect: Freshman Arrives Average, Graduates as Instagram’s Sun Devil Stereotype

July 14, 2025July 31, 2025

She came for classes but stayed for the “ASU Effect” transformation: 60% hair flipping, 40% filtered sunset selfies, 100% not citing sources in class.

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Mockademia

Freshman Develops Entire Personality Around Dorm LED Lights

July 14, 2025July 31, 2025

He arrived with one suitcase and 36 feet of mood lighting. Two weeks in, he hasn’t spoken to his roommate, but the room looks incredible during Fortnite losses.

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Fashion

Woman Wears Statement Coat to Grocery Store, Deeply Aware It’s Her Personality Now

July 14, 2025July 31, 2025

She wanted warmth. What she got was constant eye contact and an unspoken expectation to have something interesting to say in the frozen aisle.

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Home | Lifestyle

Woman Redesigns Apartment to Match Life She Isn’t Living Yet

July 14, 2025July 31, 2025

It’s minimal, elegant, and emotionally unavailable. Much like the version of herself she hopes to become once she starts waking up at 6:00 a.m.

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Mockademia

Fraternity Brother Unsure if He’s in a Brotherhood or Niche Performance Art Collective

July 2, 2025July 31, 2025

Between the matching outfits, rehearsed chants, and ritualized violence disguised as bonding, he’s starting to question whether this is a social club or immersive theater.

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