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Man Optimizes Sleep So Aggressively He Forgets to Enjoy Being Awake

July 14, 2025July 31, 2025

He tracks his REM cycles, avoids blue light, and winds down with magnesium tea and war podcasts — but no longer remembers what dreams feel like.

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