Virgo Horoscope for the Month of June 2025

Opening Vision

The oracle is exhausted but still judging. Your month begins now..

Past entanglements may reappear. Burn the receipts, not bridges.

This month demands emails. So many emails. Brace yourself.

Health tip: scream into a smoothie. Then drink it.

Mercury moonwalks through your ego.

Week 1: Chill vibes lie. Don’t trust them.

Week 2: Power moves disguised as naps.

Week 3: Flirting leads to existential dread.

Week 4: Resting is not quitting (but also, hide).

I radiate weird, and it works.

The president’s excitement to have Putin encounter echoed less statesmanship, more autograph signing at a high school gym.

Experts now referring to the incident as an “Ear-aser” — the wound is gone, like a dry erase board wiped...

Don’t ask how they’re doing, just check Slide 4. A new communication trend is turning personal space into deck...

She blinked twice and somehow read a 12-page PDF of my suppressed feelings. I just wanted chips.