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Man’s Political Opinions Now 94% Cuss Words, 6% Fox News Adjectives
He says he’s not mad — just ‘fuckin’ awake.’ No one’s slept since.
Man Earns Black Belt Online in 6 Weeks, Immediately Opens Dojo in Strip Mall
No prior experience. No in-person training. Just 37 YouTube videos, a PayPal receipt, and a vision. Critics call it fraud…
US Presidential Candidate Vows to Appoint ‘Truth Czar’ for All Online Discourse
A leading candidate has promised to establish a federal office dedicated to verifying every tweet and post, raising concerns about…
I’m Not Confused — I’m Rebranding Every 90 Days
Some call it chaos. I call it agile self-concepting. If you’re not willing to pivot your identity, how serious are…
Woman Demands Boyfriend Cut Ties with Female Friends, Maintains Bond with Guy Friend
Lydia says it’s about “respect,” not jealousy. So naturally, she banned Matt from texting his lab partner while she gets…
True Friendship Confirmed Between Two Adults, People Confused
In a culture where most friendships dissolve faster than a group trip deposit, Laura and Devin have defied expectations, not…
Red States Begin Banning Electric Cars for Being “Too Woke”
The movement, unofficially dubbed “Operation Roll Coal 2.0”, started in Mississippi, where State Senator Carl Duntley (R–Hattiesburg) introduced a bill…
Promposal Ends in Confusion as Both Students Were Planning to Say No
What started as a romantic gesture ended with two students politely rejecting each other at the same time, sparking the…
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