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Freshman Accidentally Sets Curve After Thinking Test Was ‘Just Practice’
Chaos erupted in Honors Bio after a freshman mistook the midterm for “warm-up questions” and accidentally wrecked the grading curve…
Girl Gets 3 Days Detention for AirDropping Inspirational Quote
A sophomore’s digital pep talk spiraled into a disciplinary crackdown after students began feeling mildly better about themselves.
University Adds ‘Emotional Support Friend’ Program to Replace Therapy
Citing budget cuts and “vibe-based student feedback,” a major university has launched a bold initiative: assigning each freshman an “Emotional…
Zendaya And Tom Holland Deny Their Relationship Is “Just for PR”
In an exclusive sit-down with Chaz Blamington, America’s favorite maybe-couple answers the question on everyone’s feed: Are they dating, acting,…
MrBeast: “I’m Just a Kid With a Billion-Dollar Piggy Bank”
Kara Conforman sits down with MrBeast to discuss wealth, copycats, corporate chaos, and whether generosity can be algorithmically monetized. He…
I’m Finally Happy, and It’s Making Everyone Nervous
I got my life together, and now everyone assumes I’ve joined a cult or pyramid scheme. Honestly, they’re not wrong,…
I Don’t Believe in Luck, I Believe in Being Loud and Win Out of Exhaustion
I’ve never been the best in the room — just the most committed to refusing to leave it. I succeed…
I’m Not Ghosting You. I’m Dissociating With Style.
Yes, I saw your text. I even rehearsed a reply in three emotional dialects. Then I floated into the ceiling…
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