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Man Spends More on Supplements Than Rent and Still Won’t Get Bloodwork
He’s on six nootropics, four testosterone boosters, and one mushroom powder from a guy named Craig. But a $92 lab…
Financial Influencer Says You Can Retire at 31 by Chaging Your Personality
He achieved financial freedom by waking up at 4:11 a.m., rejecting joy, and not speaking to friends for six years…
Woman Opens New Credit Card to Prove She’s Emotionally Ready for Europe
She’s not impulsive. She’s preparing. Financial experts are unclear if €14 rosé in Lisbon counts as personal growth, but she’s…
Local Dad Outraged by Gas Prices, Still Buys Boat He Won’t Use
He swears the country’s going to hell over $4.09 a gallon, but just put $28,000 on a depreciating fiberglass dream…
New Financial App Helps You Track Regrets in Real Time
Budgeting is out. Reflection is in. A new app breaks down every purchase by emotional consequence, social fallout, and future…
Man’s Podcast Now Just Weekly List of Things He’s “Not Allowed to Say Anymore”
What began as a commentary show has become an oral complaint log about accountability, dating apps, and modern consequences.
Gen Z Replaces Personality With Entire Slideshows About Boundaries
Don’t ask how they’re doing, just check Slide 4. A new communication trend is turning personal space into deck…
Rebranding Emotional Baggage as ‘Vintage Trauma’ Helps Millennials Feel Curated
Your childhood wasn’t a mess, it was an aesthetic origin story. And now, thanks to good lighting and better language,…
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