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Man Says He Lifts for His Mental Health and also Lifting for Revenge
Jason says the gym is his therapy. And to be fair, he’s there six days a week, rain or shine,…
Woman Tries to Eat Clean and Invents New Form of Orthorexia
She just wanted to feel good. Now she fears fruit, distrusts carrots, and weeps at birthday parties.
Man Optimizes Sleep Aggressively He Forgets to Enjoy Being Awake
He tracks his REM cycles, avoids blue light, and winds down with magnesium tea and war podcasts — but no…
Woman Buys 10 Journals, Writes in None
She wanted clarity, mindfulness, and a page-a-day system for reinventing her life. Instead, she has a growing pile of untouched…
Google Maps Adds ‘Emotional Terrain’ to Help Avoid Bad Vibes
Now rerouting… around your feelings.
Taylor Swift to Moderate 2028 Presidential Debate
The pop icon will host the first Gen Z-targeted debate, featuring policy questions, themed bracelets, and a “Midterms (Taylor’s Version)”…
Entrepreneurs Love Big Ideas, Hate Invoices
Entrepreneurs love big ideas and bold visions, but avoid invoices, reminders, and cash flow until the business quietly forces them…
Fitness and Health Resolutions for 2026 Made by People Who Hate January
Americans announce bold fitness resolutions for 2026, fully aware motivation will disappear by mid-January but hopeful the new gear lasts…
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My roommate schedules ‘silent disco crying sessions’
My roommate, Jess, has started hosting something she calls ‘Silent Disco Crying Sessions’ in our living room.