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Spotify Introduces “Vibe Score” to Shame Your Taste in Real Time
Your music taste now has consequences.
Instagram Testing ‘Mood Ratio’ to Quantify Emotional Collapse
Your sadness is now trackable. Brands are already preparing mood-based discounts.
Influencer Couple Announces Divorce via Brand Partnership
The emotional breakup video is sponsored by HelloFresh, NordVPN, and a limited-edition candle called “Closure.”
Netflix Announces Gritty Open-World Adaptation of Candy Land
Titled Sugarfall, the reimagined series turns the childhood board game into a dystopian war epic where Queen Frostine runs a…
ESPN Developing Cinematic Universe Based on SportsCenter Personalities
The “SCU” will launch with an origin series about Stuart Scott, followed by a gritty reboot of the video game…
Taylor Swift to Moderate 2028 Presidential Debate
The pop icon will host the first Gen Z-targeted debate, featuring policy questions, themed bracelets, and a “Midterms (Taylor’s Version)”…
Proposition 47B Would Ban Future Propositions, Voters Unsure Supporting It
Supporters say the measure would simplify democracy. Opponents argue it’s a paradox wrapped in a ballot wrapped in 14 pages…
Florida Teens Carrying Handguns Soaring, This Isn’t a Drill
Gun hormones are trending—and not in a good way. Florida teen handgun carrying jumped from 3.7% to 6% in 20…
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