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Farm‑Girl Summer Became a Trend, Now Everyone’s Pinteresting Their Way to Boredom
From cottagecore dreams to overgrown zucchini gardens, everyone’s chasing slow living—until they realize infinity weeds aren’t trending.
Friend’s ‘No Makeup Look’ Forces Woman to Rethink Entire Face
She thought she looked natural — until Olivia walked in with a dewy glow and no visible effort. Now she’s…
Woman Wears Statement Coat to Stores and Became Her Personality
She wanted warmth. What she got was constant eye contact and an unspoken expectation to have something interesting to say…
Man Says He Lifts for His Mental Health and also Lifting for Revenge
Jason says the gym is his therapy. And to be fair, he’s there six days a week, rain or shine,…
Woman Tries to Eat Clean and Invents New Form of Orthorexia
She just wanted to feel good. Now she fears fruit, distrusts carrots, and weeps at birthday parties.
Man Optimizes Sleep Aggressively He Forgets to Enjoy Being Awake
He tracks his REM cycles, avoids blue light, and winds down with magnesium tea and war podcasts — but no…
Woman Buys 10 Journals, Writes in None
She wanted clarity, mindfulness, and a page-a-day system for reinventing her life. Instead, she has a growing pile of untouched…
Google Maps Adds ‘Emotional Terrain’ to Help Avoid Bad Vibes
Now rerouting… around your feelings.
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