I Can’t Tell If I’m Bulking or Depressed
All I know is I’m eating peanut butter with a spoon and calling it strategy.
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Am I Protecting You or Just Looking for a Reason to Feel Useful?
She opened a jar by herself, and now I’m spiraling. Should I just… join a militia?
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ASU Effect: Freshman Arrives Average, Graduates as Instagram’s Sun Devil Stereotype
She came for classes but stayed for the “ASU Effect” transformation: 60% hair flipping, 40% filtered sunset selfies, 100% not citing sources in class.
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Freshman Develops Entire Personality Around Dorm LED Lights
He arrived with one suitcase and 36 feet of mood lighting. Two weeks in, he hasn’t spoken to his roommate, but the room looks incredible during Fortnite losses.
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Doctrine | Relationship | Work
My boss keeps trying to gamify our sadness
My boss recently introduced a new ’emotional wellness initiative’ where we track our feelings in a Slack channel and earn points for vulnerability.
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My roommate schedules ‘silent disco crying sessions’
My roommate, Jess, has started hosting something she calls ‘Silent Disco Crying Sessions’ in our living room.
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Florida Teens Carrying Handguns Soaring, This Isn’t a Drill
Gun hormones are trending—and not in a good way. Florida teen handgun carrying jumped from 3.7% to 6% in 20 years, with middle schoolers and girls leading the charge. Here’s where the worries start—and how we could actually help.
