Sagittarius Season Begins With Loud Apologies
Sagittarius will deliver dramatic public apologies for things they don’t regret.
Red States Begin Banning Electric Cars for Being “Too Woke”
In a sweeping cultural maneuver that began with book bans and moved swiftly to gas stove heroism, several Republican-led states…
Google Maps Adds ‘Emotional Terrain’ to Help Avoid Bad Vibes
Now rerouting… around your feelings.
Spotify Introduces “Vibe Score” to Shame Your Taste in Real Time
Your music taste now has consequences.
Instagram Testing ‘Mood Ratio’ to Quantify Emotional Collapse
Your sadness is now trackable. Brands are already preparing mood-based discounts.