Powerball at $1.6B: For A Night, Everyone Has a Financial Plan
On Powerball night, Americans suddenly have detailed financial plans, revealing less about greed and more about how desperate people are for stability.
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FIFA Presents Trump With Peace Award, Unsure What Sport Peace Plays
Somewhere between a goalpost and a grift. In a move that confused diplomats, historians, and anyone familiar with basic job…
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Woman Proudly Says She’s on a Budget and Still Orders Drinks Like a Wizard
She brought coupons to lunch and wore a thrifted blazer. But at the bar, she summoned a $19 potion that involved fire, mint, and audible clapping.
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Christmas Break Explained by a High School Student Who Has Already Lost Track of Time
A high school student explains Christmas break, from sleeping until noon to panicking about school returning, in a perfectly chaotic holiday timeline.
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Culture | Finance | HERsay | Relationship
Woman Opens New Credit Card to Prove She’s Emotionally Ready for Europe
She’s not impulsive. She’s preparing. Financial experts are unclear if €14 rosé in Lisbon counts as personal growth, but she’s already packed.
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Gen Z Replaces Personality With Entire Slideshows About Boundaries
Don’t ask how they’re doing, just check Slide 4. A new communication trend is turning personal space into deck format.
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Rebranding Emotional Baggage as ‘Vintage Trauma’ Helps Millennials Feel Curated
Your childhood wasn’t a mess, it was an aesthetic origin story. And now, thanks to good lighting and better language, your baggage is officially collectible.
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Dating | Entertainment | Media
Influencer Couple Announces Divorce via Brand Partnership
The emotional breakup video is sponsored by HelloFresh, NordVPN, and a limited-edition candle called “Closure.”
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Man Spends More on Supplements Than Rent and Still Won’t Get Bloodwork
He’s on six nootropics, four testosterone boosters, and one mushroom powder from a guy named Craig. But a $92 lab test? “Feels invasive.”
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New Financial App Helps You Track Regrets in Real Time
Budgeting is out. Reflection is in. A new app breaks down every purchase by emotional consequence, social fallout, and future therapy cost.
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Man’s Podcast Now Just Weekly List of Things He’s “Not Allowed to Say Anymore”
What began as a commentary show has become an oral complaint log about accountability, dating apps, and modern consequences.
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Influencer Caught Using Real Emotion, Followers Left Confused
She cried on camera without a launch, a link, or a lipstick. The reaction was swift, divided, and algorithmically devastating.
