FIFA Awards Melania Trump Best Actress After Her Movie Fails
After Melania Trump’s movie failed to impress, FIFA stepped in to award her Best Actress, proving it will honor literally anything except soccer.
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Hollywood Signs First Fully AI-Generated Actor to Multi-Film Deal
The synthetic star, known as Eliah™, is reportedly “charismatic, punctual, and immune to scandals.” SAG-AFTRA remains unsure whether to strike, negotiate, or reboot themselves.
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Man Mistaken for Cosplaying Wolverine Was Just a Tired Dad from Burbank
Wearing a tank top and visible stress, he was asked for autographs despite clearly holding a diaper bag and trail mix.
