Nobody Reads Anymore, Says Woman Who Commented on an Article She Didn’t Finish
Critics say reading is dead, yet commenters prove it daily, skimming headlines, ignoring nuance, and declaring opinions on articles they never actually read.
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Influencer Used Real Emotions And Followers Left
She broke character, and possibly the algorithm, by crying without mascara and admitting she felt “off.” Her engagement dropped instantly.
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Streaming Service Launches Entirely for Shows You Lie About Watching
Introducing “Pretendlix”: Finally, a platform for prestige dramas you’ll never open, but always bring up in conversation.
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ASU Effect: Freshman Arrives Average, Graduates as Instagram’s Sun Devil Stereotype
She came for classes but stayed for the “ASU Effect” transformation: 60% hair flipping, 40% filtered sunset selfies, 100% not citing sources in class.
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Influencer Caught Using Real Emotion, Followers Left Confused
She cried on camera without a launch, a link, or a lipstick. The reaction was swift, divided, and algorithmically devastating.
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Netflix Promotes New Series by Releasing Entire Plot in Trailer
Audiences praised the show’s pacing, emotional depth, and resolution — all experienced during the two-minute preview they now have no reason to watch.
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Influencer Discovers Poverty in Sponsored Post and Raises Awareness and Engagement
She meant to promote a skincare serum. Instead, she stumbled into a global crisis, and 38,000 new followers. Poverty has never looked so filtered.
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Dating | Entertainment | Media
Influencer Couple Announces Divorce via Brand Partnership
The emotional breakup video is sponsored by HelloFresh, NordVPN, and a limited-edition candle called “Closure.”
