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Influencer Couple Announces Divorce via Brand Partnership
The emotional breakup video is sponsored by HelloFresh, NordVPN, and a limited-edition candle called “Closure.”
Hollywood Signs First Fully AI-Generated Actor to Multi-Film Deal
The synthetic star, known as Eliah™, is reportedly “charismatic, punctual, and immune to scandals.” SAG-AFTRA remains unsure whether to strike, negotiate, or reboot themselves.
Netflix Announces Gritty Open-World Adaptation of Candy Land
Titled Sugarfall, the reimagined series turns the childhood board game into a dystopian war epic where Queen Frostine runs a drug cartel and Gumdrop Pass is a no-go zone.
Student-Athlete Collective Becomes Hot New Club That Didn’t Teach Him to Play
One minute he’s promised a sponsor-funded highlight reel, the next he’s in a group chat debating whether selling T-shirts counts as “valid business purpose.”
ESPN Developing Cinematic Universe Based on SportsCenter Personalities
The “SCU” will launch with an origin series about Stuart Scott, followed by a gritty reboot of the video game NFL Blitz and a multiverse where mascots battle for airtime.
Taylor Swift to Moderate 2028 Presidential Debate, Nation Unsure If It’s Historic or a Concept Album
The pop icon will host the first Gen Z-targeted debate, featuring policy questions, themed bracelets, and a “Midterms (Taylor’s Version)” companion EP.