AI Just Took Your Entry-Level Job, But Don’t Worry, The CEO Got a Bonus for It
Companies claim AI makes them more efficient. Translation: no new hires, record profits, and a CEO so rich he now identifies as a data set.
Companies claim AI makes them more efficient. Translation: no new hires, record profits, and a CEO so rich he now identifies as a data set.
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