Christmas Break Explained by a High School Student Who Has Already Lost Track of Time
Alani “Anime” Garres
TMP Intern Mockitor
Intern, Youth Culture & Commentary
A high school student explains Christmas break, from sleeping until noon to panicking about school returning, in a perfectly chaotic holiday timeline.
Day four. Or maybe day seven. Nobody knows.
Christmas break starts with promise. Sleep. Freedom. A temporary release from alarms, homework portals, and teachers saying “this will be on the test” like a threat.
By day two, your entire concept of time collapses.
You wake up at 1:17 p.m. unsure if it is morning, afternoon, or morally acceptable. Your phone says Wednesday but that feels like propaganda. Breakfast becomes a suggestion. Lunch happens at 4. Dinner is whenever someone yells your name from downstairs.
The First Phase Is Recovery
The first few days of break are spent healing from school. Your brain finally unclenches. You stop flinching when someone says the word quiz. You realize you have been tired since August.
Parents mistake this phase for laziness. It is not laziness. It is academic trauma processing.
The Middle Phase Is Boredom With WiFi
By day five, boredom sets in. You have scrolled every app. You have watched three shows you will not remember. You open the fridge repeatedly like new food might appear if you believe hard enough.
Friends text plans that never happen. Everyone is busy but no one is doing anything. Group chats go quiet, then explode at 2 a.m. for no reason.
Family Time Is Mandatory
Christmas break includes extended family interactions where adults ask what you want to do with your life while chewing loudly.
You say something vague like business or psychology. They nod like that explains everything. Someone brings up college. Someone else asks if you are dating anyone. You immediately regret sitting down.
The Sudden Panic Phase
Around January 1, panic hits. You remember school exists. Assignments reappear in your mind like unfinished boss fights.
You promise yourself you will fix everything next semester. You will try harder. You will sleep earlier. You will not wait until midnight to do homework. You believe this sincerely.
The Final Stage Is Acceptance
By the last day of break, you are both rested and unprepared. Your sleep schedule is destroyed. Your backpack is still wherever you dropped it. You cannot find a single pencil that works.
But for a brief moment, it was perfect.
Christmas break is not about productivity. It is about forgetting school exists and then remembering all at once.
And honestly, that might be the most educational part.






