Gemini Horoscope for the Month of September 2025

Opening Vision

The oracle is exhausted but still judging. Your month begins now..

Romantic tension builds like a rom-com montage – minus the budget and soundtrack.

You’ll consider quitting everything and opening a crystal shop.

Your energy spikes then plummets. Ride it like a theme park.

Jupiter expands your laundry pile.

Week 1: Your eye-roll has power. Use it.

Week 2: Someone will overshare. It might be you.

Week 3: Power moves disguised as naps.

Week 4: Chill vibes lie. Don’t trust them.

My mess is part of my mystique.

Older generations recall childhoods filled with actual danger, and claim it gave them grit, trauma, and superior thermostat authority.

Budgeting is out. Reflection is in. A new app breaks down every purchase by emotional consequence, social fallout, and future...

He swears the country’s going to hell over $4.09 a gallon, but just put $28,000 on a depreciating fiberglass dream...