Scorpio Horoscope for the Month of October 2025

Opening Vision

You’ve been handed a celestial mic – don’t drop it, diva..

Love

Someone cute will misinterpret your sarcasm as flirting. That’s on them.

Health

Office politics get theatrical – bring popcorn.

Emotions

Your body sends messages. Mostly in the form of cramps.

Astrological Event

Mercury moonwalks through your ego.

Pluto enters your DMs.

Weekly Pulse

Week 1: Chill vibes lie. Don’t trust them.

Week 2: Your eye-roll has power. Use it.

Week 3: Everything smells like a metaphor.

Week 4: Flirting leads to existential dread.

Affirmation:

I bend, I don’t break. Unless it’s brunch plans.