Scorpio Horoscope for the Week of August 3, 2025

Overview: You’ll be tested. Not by life – by your Wi-Fi and patience.

Love: Love feels like a reality show. Avoid eliminations.

Work: Someone will ask for your opinion. Lie.

Mental Health: Zen achieved, but only while eating snacks.

Suggested Action: Try manifesting. If that fails, try pizza.

What to Avoid: Horoscopes That Take Themselves Seriously

Mantra:No response *is* a response.’