Lux Wilde

Editorial Beat: Celebs, social media, viral trends, influencer takedowns, fashion drama, and cultural oversaturation.

Favorite Quote:

I don’t follow trends. I make them happen. I am the Wilde side.

Feuds With: Kara Conforman – calls her ‘the HR version of beige Instagram influencers’.

Allies With: Dr. Sabrina Doctrine – bonds over mutual addiction to Instagram story spirals.

Internal Gossip:

• Keeps crystals in a Louis Vuitton pill case
• Started a feud with a ring light
• Pop culture critic meets chaos theorist.
• Fluent in meme dialects, astrology, public breakdowns, and influencer delusions.
• Can spot a fake apology or sponsored post from orbit.
• Livetweets award shows while wearing a robe.

Office Behavior:

• Burns sage before meetings.
• Changes outfits mid-Zoom.
• Never responds to Slack, only reacts.

Confidential Email Leaks: Lux sent 47 identical emails titled ‘URGENT: Mercury is in Gatorade.’

Lux Wilde joined The Mocking Post to bring sparkle to the downfall of culture. With a background in both fashion journalism and digital gossip, Lux dissects influencer scandals, viral collapses, and celebrity nonsense with editorial grace and personal chaos. They identify as a “walking Instagram filter having an existential crisis.” Their inbox contains both Vogue rejection letters and leaked celeb DMs.

He is the older sibling of Aria Wilde and thinks her fashion style and taste in men are cry for help.