Mockitors

These are the voices behind The Mocking Post—the stylists of authentic news, the dealers of discourse, the emotional support agents you didn’t ask for. Each Mockitor covers a beat, a mood, or a cultural itch that won’t scratch itself. From fashion scandals to philosophical chaos, they report, react, and occasionally spiral… but always on brand. You don’t just read a Mockitor. You follow them, mock with them, and wonder if they’re okay as you laugh and shake your head.

  • Informant

    The Informant leaks inside jokes and half-truths from TMP’s deepest shadows.

  • Terry Apocalypse

    Terry forecasts societal doom with the optimism of a man who invested in canned cheese futures.

  • Chaz Blamington

    If it’s trending, she’s already disappointed. Chaz deconstructs gossip with the ruthless charm of someone who’s been blocked by every Real Housewife.

  • Bryce Blunder

    Bryce thinks out loud so you don’t have to—because you really, really shouldn’t.

  • Buck Brogan

    Buck tells it like it was, which is to say, mostly incorrect but way too confident.

  • Derek Brutal

    Brutally honest? No. Just brutal. Derek turns honesty into a weapon of mass disapproval.

  • Kara Conforman

    Kara analyzes power like she’s trying to seduce it—and often succeeds.

  • Jules Cringeley

    Jules dives into awkwardness with both feet—and two podcast sponsors.

  • Connor Descend

    Connor translates tech arrogance into digestible smugness. It’s not helpful, but it is monetized.

  • Dr. Sabrina Doctrine, PhD

    Where therapy meets sarcasm. Dr. Doctrine untangles modern delusion with calm judgment and deeply concerned side-eye.

  • Florence Factson

    Florence double-checks your takes before you embarrass yourself, but usually waits until it’s too late.