Mockitors

The Informant leaks inside jokes and half-truths from TMP’s deepest shadows.

Terry forecasts societal doom with the optimism of a man who invested in canned cheese futures.

If it’s trending, she’s already disappointed. Chaz deconstructs gossip with the ruthless charm of someone who’s been blocked by every Real Housewife.

Bryce thinks out loud so you don’t have to—because you really, really shouldn’t.

Buck tells it like it was, which is to say, mostly incorrect but way too confident.

Brutally honest? No. Just brutal. Derek turns honesty into a weapon of mass disapproval.

Kara analyzes power like she’s trying to seduce it—and often succeeds.

Jules dives into awkwardness with both feet—and two podcast sponsors.

Connor translates tech arrogance into digestible smugness. It’s not helpful, but it is monetized.

Where therapy meets sarcasm. Dr. Doctrine untangles modern delusion with calm judgment and deeply concerned side-eye.

Florence double-checks your takes before you embarrass yourself, but usually waits until it’s too late.