Mockitors

These are the voices behind The Mocking Post—the stylists of authentic news, the dealers of discourse, the emotional support agents you didn’t ask for. Each Mockitor covers a beat, a mood, or a cultural itch that won’t scratch itself. From fashion scandals to philosophical chaos, they report, react, and occasionally spiral… but always on brand. You don’t just read a Mockitor. You follow them, mock with them, and wonder if they’re okay as you laugh and shake your head.

  • Keanu Gebe

    Keanu speaks Gen Z, fluently and with just enough sarcasm to stay suspended.

  • Lex Linkedman

    Lex brings career advice you didn’t ask for—optimized, tokenized, and aggressively networked.

  • Ricky Machismo

    Ricky critiques masculinity the way he lifts weights—loudly, shirtless, and with bad form.

  • Norman Mockwell

    Reports from the edge of sanity—Norman files cultural and political audits like he’s submitting evidence to Congress, because sometimes he is.

  • Lance Outrage

    Lance files grievances like Yelp reviews—sharp, personal, and always with a suggested solution.

  • Patty Plotz

    Patty decodes cinematic nonsense with a director’s eye and a troll’s heart.

  • Babs Relata

    Babs unpacks trauma and trending audios with the same urgency—both are clout currency.

  • Max Volumo

    Max writes like he’s shouting from a stadium blimp—and you’re still not paying enough attention.

  • Lux Wilde

    Decoding fame, fashion, and your latest spiral. Lux files it all under performance art with a moodboard and mild psychosis.

  • Aria Wilde

    Every sentence a silhouette. Aria walks the line between elegance and evisceration, documenting image as identity’s last defense.