My Bio Is My Syllabus: Why Modern Women Are the Problem and I’m the Pre-Recorded Solution

Move over, TED Talk. Step aside, therapist. There’s a new authority on women’s issues: a single man with a podcast mic and a dating app.

A rising number of men are now treating their dating bios like academic course listings — complete with behavioral analysis, and cultural commentary. The title? “Why Modern Women Don’t Work Anymore (And How I Do).”

The syllabus? A list of everything they believe women should stop doing immediately, followed by one short paragraph on why they’re “not like other guys.”

“My bio isn’t for everyone,” said Ryan, 29, who refers to himself as a “mentally dangerous free thinker” and ends all his bios with “If you hate men, just swipe left.” According to Ryan, women today are entitled, distracted, addicted to validation, and somehow also not nurturing enough. “They want a wedding but not a man. They want attention but not accountability. I’m not here to impress — I’m here to wake them up.”

Relationship researchers call this genre the manalogue — a monologue disguised as a profile, often containing no questions, but several conclusions.

“Apps used to be for connection,” said Dr. Lisa Felton, a behavioral psychologist. “Now we’re seeing bios where men treat the audience like a hostile jury — leading with grievance, then pitching themselves as both the expert witness and the misunderstood genius.” Felton’s 2023 paper “Swiping While Male: Anger, Algorithms, and the Rise of Self-Appointed Gurus” highlights a growing link between dating app frustration and the performative adoption of gender theory.

“Modern women expect too much,” said Caleb, 33, who identifies as “red pill curious” and considers Fight Club a documentary. “They’ve been told they can do better. I’m here to prove them wrong — respectfully.”

According to app data from Hinge and Bumble, male bios using phrases like “high-value man,” “traditional values,” and “not interested in feminists” have increased 38% in the past year, with an inverse correlation to match rates. In other words, the lecture is getting longer, but the classroom is emptying.

Still, Derek Brutal insists these manalogues aren’t cries for help — they’re curated experiences. “This is a generation of men raised on rejection and Reddit. Let them cook. Just don’t make them dinner.”

Because in 2025, the biggest red flag isn’t anger — it’s formatting. And if your bio starts with “The problem with women today…” you might want to save it for the group chat.