MAGA Crowd Cheers Both Forgiveness and Hate, Hypocrisy as Love Language
One rally. Two lines. MAGA cheered for Christian forgiveness and then for unfiltered hatred. Turns out hypocrisy sounds best with a backing track of Kid Rock.
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MAGA Furious at Newsom for Copying Trump’s Tweet Style While Accidentally Roasting Themselves
MAGA supporters called Gavin Newsom “immature” and a “loser” for copying Trump’s Twitter style, accidentally describing both their leader and themselves.
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MAGA Declares “I Am Charlie,” Accidentally Admits They Too Oppose Logic
“I Am Charlie” is the new MAGA slogan. But standing with Kirk really means defending shaky beliefs on race, guns, and logic itself.
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MAGA Psychic Farmer Files for Bankruptcy, Shocked He Didn’t See It Coming
Farmers overwhelmingly backed Trump, but one psychic farmer learned the hard way that bankruptcy is easier to predict with numbers than with vibes and lack of education.
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Charlie Kirk Dies, MAGA Declares a Martyr and Saint
Kirk’s death has transformed him from culture war pundit to MAGA martyr, his most controversial words now rebranded as sacred scripture.
